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Around 5 years ago I ordered Soma pain pills from an online pharmacy. Since then I’ve been getting bombarded with sales calls. At first I asked them nicely to remove me from their calling list but they never did. Then I decided to lie and tell ask them to remove me from their list because their calls were waking up my newborn baby. I totally thought pulling the sympathy card would work, but it didn’t. Then I decided to to annoy the hell out of them by putting them on hold forever and begging them not to hang up in hopes that they would remove me from their list. That didn’t work either. Then I started to put in gigantic orders with bogus credit card numbers. That didn’t work either. Now I decide to go into full mindf#ck mode by getting gay with them and taping it for my website. We’ll see how many episodes I can get out of them until they finally get so annoyed with me that they take me off their damn list 🙂

Around 5 years ago I ordered Soma pain pills from an online pharmacy. Since then I’ve been getting bombarded with sales calls. At first I asked them nicely to remove me from their calling list but they never did. Then I decided to lie and tell ask them to remove me from their list because their calls were waking up my newborn baby. I totally thought pulling the sympathy card would work, but it didn’t. Then I decided to to annoy the hell out of them by putting them on hold forever and begging them not to hang up in hopes that they would remove me from their list. That didn’t work either. Then I started to put in gigantic orders with bogus credit card numbers. That didn’t work either. Now I decide to go into full mindf#ck mode by getting gay with them and taping it for my website. We’ll see how many episodes I can get out of them until they finally get so annoyed with me that they take me off their damn list 🙂

In the build up to the title fight with Georges St. Pierre at UFC 111, March 27th in Newark, New Jersey, Dan Hardy’s wreslting ability has been heavily critisized. In an attempt to prove the haters wrong, he has invested in a singlet and dedicated himself full time to becoming a wrestling phenom.

Team Rough House talk about his new found wrestling ability and the effects it is having on the team.

Somebody sent me a link to several videos showing supposed MMA expert Joe Rogan and his Jiu Jitsu instructor Eddie Bravo smoking weed, and advocating its usage. Bravo says people have been brainwashed into thinking that smoking pot makes you stupid. I ask you, allowing yourself to be video taped smoking pot, isnt that a stupid act? Did they have a designated driver that evening? Do they both have medical prescriptions for marijuana? Bravo also says that police are brainwashed. If marijuana is illegal, or if people are using it illegally, shouldnt the police do their job and arrest them if thats their job?

Why doesnt the NFL have marijuana advertisers? You cant watch a game and not see Budweiser commercials, and advertisements. Is the NFL brainwashed too? Why do corporations drug test new employees for marijuana? Are they all brainwashed?

“Or are the answer to these questions is that they all know that marijuana is a drug, and without a doctors supervision it can be harmful.

And finally, is it appropriate to have a commentator for the UFC who has a personnel agenda which might influence fans, especially fans who may abuse marijuana? Is this what Dana White wants the UFC to represent, the usage of pot?

If Joe Rogan publicly rejects his behavior, if hes still advocating smoking pot, then there is no problem. But if he still harbors promoting an act which is criminal in some States I say he shouldnt be associated with what is supposed to be a sport defined by physical discipline, and rules.”

10th Planet Kush” w/Joey Karate episode 8. Insane ufc picks and random disgusting comedy

Recently, there’s been a bunch of 10th Planet gang signs being thrown up at tournaments. I suppose that’s cool, if you’re into that sort of thing. I happen to be a hardcore gangsta myself. Being such, can be a great burden. Not only do you have to run your block, pimp your ho’s, and run mark ass tricks off your turf, you also have to come up with a clever gang sign. Your gang sign needs to be symbolic of your hood, and has to set the overall tone of the group of individuals it represents. It must also be catchy and creative, as well as being seemingly menacing. If not, your peers may consider you a “busta,” or an unworthy fellow.

I’ve done my homework, I’ve watched such movies as “Colors”, “Boys In Da Hood”, “New Jack City”, and “West Side Story.” I read such books as “Do or Die”, “Monster” and “8 Ball Chicks.” I spent countless hours Cruisin’ Da ‘Shaw, shopping at the Foxhills Mall, and Maxin’ to da fullest in Oaktown, at the side shows. Tons of research and development have gone into this project. After getting mad hyphy, getting crunked, and going dumb one night, it came to me in a dream…

“It is the mother of all Gang Signs. But with great power comes great responsibility.” A voice Said.

I squinted my eyes and tried to make out the figure standing in the shadows.

“Use it, and use it wisely. For it shall be the the most powerful of its kind.” The voice said in a Paul Bearer tone.

As the body of the voice appeared to me, I could make out an afro, uncle bubba teeth, and an oversized FUBU jacket. This could only be one person, the baddest gangsta on the planet besides Donald Rumsfeld, Quatoof! He stopped walking towards me, cocked his head to the side, and cold mean mugged me. After a moment of what I perceived as him set trippin’, he raised his hands up to me. I flinched, I wasn’t sure if he was going to twist my cap back or straight ride on this fool. Instead, he flashed me the 10th Planet Watch official gang sign. It was a most beautiful sight to behold, much like when you get the BFG on Doom or when Pegasus sprouted his wings for Tristar Pictures. Absolutely breathtaking.

Like the employees of Footlocker, it is now official. Forged from steel, we have the new 10th Planet Watch gang sign. A reasonable representation of who we are. We are the underground within the underground 10th Planet Movement. We do not march to the beat of the same ‘ol drum machine. We are the idealist, the individual thinkers, the revolutionaries, and the mac users. We are the 10th Planeteers that believe marijuana laws are not harsh enough, we HATE rock/rap music, and we also believe you have to be good in the gi, in order to be good at nogi. That’s right, we keep it mad real, almost TOO real! We are the Trons from the “Mad Real World,” we are the New Yorks from “A Flava of Love,” and we are your Lieutenant Commander Datas from “Star Trek: The Next Generation.”

I expect to see the new sign at all the tournaments. Infact, Email me a picture or Video of you throwing up your 10th Planet Watch sign, and I’ll post it here on the blog. There will be a cash prize for those of your who submit yourself claiming your set.**

May your holiday bangin’ be efficient and merry!

Alder @ 10th Planet Watch, The Official Gang

**There is no cash prize, Alder is a liar.

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I lifted this off the UG on www.mixedmartialarts.com. It basically sums up the whole fiasco. They may need to revisit the new material after yesterdays post.

@ 4:14 of the video, Joe drinks to his health. For more info on everybody’s favorite UFC commentator, check out his website @ www.joerogan.net

While out at 10th Planet Rochester, Chris Herzog introduced me to Dan Fichter. Dan runs www.wannagetfast.com, a strength, speed, and conditioning gym. This is where I get my first taste of “laser beam therapy.” www.wannagetfast.com